Tuesday, 29 March 2011

A LITTLE RED HERRING...

The Hollywood version - sure to be a PG-13 yawn-fest...


Hell, you know that feeling when you're busy working on your new underground super-8 film with
a total budget of say £300 - then along comes a massive Hollywood shitbuster to steal your thunder? You don't? Well I do!

Of course there's nothing new about the Little Red Riding Hood story - I mean, 200 hundred years
and the Brothers Grimm have got the edge on me, I know... It's just such a coincidence I guess! A bit like when you see those two buses tailing each other, both heading in the same direction. Still - I know which film will be scarier - and 42 million smackaroonies aint got nothing to do with it!

So Roundeye followers - keep your ears to ground for news of 2011's best version of Little
Red Riding Hood... not coming to a Cineworld/Odeon/Vue near you soon!*

*But hopefully to the coolest film nights and underground festivals instead.

Ben Barton

The Roundeye version - mind over money...

2 comments:

THE LUCKY ONE said...

ROUNDEYE ANY BODY KNOW WHERE THIS LEGEND DISSAPPEARED TOO HE WAS ONE MEAN MOTHER FUCKER COLD AS ICE THAT WAS ONE DUDE YOU DIDNT WANT TO FUCK OVER OR TOOK HIS DEMANDS AS A JOKE.. IF HE GAVE YOU THAT ONE PHONE CALL AND IF YOUR THOUGHT WHO THE FUCK IS THIS ..HE MADE SURE YOU FOUND OUT WHO THE FUCK IS THIS WAS.HE COME THREW YOUR MAN HOLE IF YOU HAD TILE ROOF OR HE BE COMING THREW A UNLOCK WINDOW OR DOOR AND BE SITTING IN THE DARK TILL YOU ARRIVED HOME.HE WAS LIKE A SHADOW THAT DOESNT MAKE A SOUND... IVE SEEN HIM KNOCK OUT SIX BLOKES SITTING IN A LOUNGE ROOM AND MIND YOU THERE WERE AT LEAST FOUR BIG CUNTS THAT KNEW HOW TO HANDLE THEM SELFS..BUT MY GOD TO SEE THIS MAN IN ACTION.. IT WAS SCARY TO WATCH BUT IT WAS SO AMAZING AND QUICK IT GAVE ME SHIVERS TO THE BONE THE DAMAGE HE DONE NO WONDER THE ASIANS HAD HIM CLEANING UP OUT PAID DEBTS...

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